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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family too.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI !

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk.

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

Elegance is not a dispensable luxury but a factor that decides between success and failure.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

Write a wise word and your name will live forever.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

If there’s one thing I know it’s God does love a good joke.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

The perfect computer has been developed. You just feed in your problems and they never come out again.

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

If it wasn't for lawyers, we wouldn't need them.

I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Sailors ought never to go to church. They ought to go to hell, where it is much more comfortable.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

The difference between what the most and the least learned people know is inexpressibly trivial in relation to that which is unknown.

> > > Goodbye to all! Thanks for years of great fun and good > > > business! > > Suicide or MS C++? > Is there a difference? Suicide hurts only once...

... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

The competent programmer is fully aware of the limited size of his own skull. He therefore approaches his task with full humility, and avoids clever tricks like the plague.

To understand a man you should walk a mile in his shoes. If what he says still bothers you that's ok because you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

If people can judge me on the company I keep, they would judge me with keeping really good company with Laura.

We will not learn how to live together in peace by killing each other's children.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

In this war – as in others – I am less interested in honoring the dead than in preventing the dead.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be feasible.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

Support your local Search and Rescue unit -- get lost.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'.

Misunderstandings and neglect create more confusion in this world than trickery and malice. At any rate, the last two are certainly much less frequent.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

C combines all the power of assembly language with the ease of use of assembly language

The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.

The worst barbarity of war is that it forces men collectively to commit acts against which individually they would revolt with their whole being.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

A bird in the hand makes it hard to blow your nose.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

Politicians are like diapers. They should be changed often, and for the same reason.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Minsky's Second Law: Don't just do something. Stand there.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

Early to rise, Early to bed, Makes a man healthy but socially dead.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money.

If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Gentleman: Knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Anyone who starts a sentence, 'With all due respect ...' is about to insult you.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

Object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in California.

We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lovely thin paper with a bit of matress stuffing in it, if you could get a match, was as good a smoke as I ever tasted.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

If you're sick and tired of the politics of cynicism and polls and principles, come and join this campaign.

What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas, I think, vulcanize society. So I don't know how that fits into what everybody else is saying, their relative positions, but that's my position.

Pardon him, Theodotus; he is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.

They laughed when I said I'd be a comedian. They aren't laughing now.

It is practically imposible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--

Ask people why they have deer heads on their walls and they tell you it's because they're such beautiful animals. I think my wife is beautiful, but I only have photographs of her on the wall.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.

You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.

All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Guard against the impostures of pretended patriotism.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Because I do it with one small ship, I am called a terrorist. You do it with a whole fleet and are called an emperor.

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

Love is the answer - but while you're waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

A model is done when nothing else can be taken out.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Of all the enemies to public liberty, war is perhaps the most to be dreaded because it comprises and develops the germ of every other.

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.

The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.

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Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.

Inanimate objects can be classified scientifically into three major categories; those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.

Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

The graveyards are full of indispensable men.

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes!

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

The company doesn't tell me what to say, and I don't tell themwhere to stick it.

Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

Experience is what you get when you were expecting something else.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter's Law.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

Beware of computer programmers that carry screwdrivers.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

There is a charm about the forbidden that makes it unspeakably diserable.

The de facto role of the US armed forces will be to keep the world safe for our economy and open to our cultural assault.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

Raymond's Law of Software: Given a sufficiently large number of eyeballs, all bugs are shallow.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

It's the liberal bias. The press is liberally biased to the right.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

A scholar who cherishes the love of comfort is not fit to be deemed a scholar.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.

As the post said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

I hate those men who would send into war youth to fight and die for them; the pride and cowardice of those old men, making their wars that boys must die.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a pencil with a blunt axe. It is equally vain to try to do it with ten blunt axes instead.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

It's dangerous to underestimate the intelligence of a customer who grew a business that's successful enough to require a large and complex set of software

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

Imitation is the sincerest form of television.

I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.

Lohr's Law: The future is merely the past with a twist — and better tools.

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Yes, I'm fat, but you're ugly and I can go on a diet.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.

Ketchup left overnight on dinner plates has a longer half-life than radioactive waste.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.

I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

Sterling's Corollary to Clarke's Law: Any sufficiently advanced garbage is indistinguishable from magic.

Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.

Not only is there no God, but you try getting a plumber at weekends.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Early to rise and early to bed. Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

Marry me and I'll never look at another horse!

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If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have in your hands is a non-working cat.

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest.

The truth is more important than the facts.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.

Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife. Hell is defined as having a Chinese salary, an English cook, a Japanese house, and an American wife.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.

I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.

A mind all logic is like a knife all blade. It makes the hand bleed that uses it.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.

So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

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The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.

It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood... War is hell.

The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

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The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

There is only one nature - the division into science and engineering is a human imposition, not a natural one. Indeed, the division is a human failure; it reflects our limited capacity to comprehend the whole.

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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations those of libel.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.

As nightfall does not come at once, neither does oppression. In both instances, there is a twilight when everything remains unchanged. And it is in such twilight that we all must be most aware of change in the air — however slight — lest we become unwitting victims of the darkness.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.

I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.

They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.

To jaw-jaw is always better than to war-war.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

Look at you in war. There has never been a just one, never an honorable one, on the part of the instigator of the war.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

The purpose of computing is not numbers but insight.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

A state of war only serves as an excuse for domestic tyranny.

I took a course in speed reading and was able to read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It's about Russia.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives.

When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

True. When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.

The dangerous patriot ... is a defender of militarism and its ideals of war and glory.

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.

Only a free and unrestrained press can effectively expose deception in government.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.

In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney...

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

A radioactive cat has eighteen half-lives.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

Chaos Theory is a new theory invented by scientists panicked by the thought that the public were beginning to understand the old ones.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

All rights left. All lefts reserved. All reserves removed. All removes right.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.

Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.