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The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.

C++: an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

When you hear hoofbeats, think of horses, not zebras.

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Is it not a strange blindness on our part to teach publicly the techniques of warfare and to reward with medals those who prove to be the most adroit killers?

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.

People who think they know everything greatly annoy those of us who do.

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

Before the war is ended, the war party assumes the divine right to denounce and silence all opposition to war as unpatriotic and cowardly.

The study of non-linear physics is like the study of non-elephant biology.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.

A camel is a horse designed by a committee

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art.

UNIX is simple. It just takes a genius to understand its simplicity.

Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, and sharks for the wife's mother.

If a man does his best, what else is there?

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Incrementing C by 1 is not enough to make a good object-oriented language.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.

A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.

Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do!

If all the world's managers were laid end to end, it would be an improvement.

Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes

Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

Object-oriented programming is a style of programming designed to teach students about stacks.

I Can't Think Of Anything Reasonable To Counter Your Argument Or Don't Have The Least Inkling Of The Subject So I Will Resort To Name Calling And Hope I Can Get Away With It.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

I've never seen anyone change his mind because of the power of a superior argument or the acquisition of new facts. But I've seen plenty of people change behavior to avoid being mocked.

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing.

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?

Our children are not born to hate, they are raised to hate.

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God?

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.

I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

In Germany they first came for the Communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me - and by that time no one was left to speak up.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

I wouldn't mind dying - it's the business of having to stay dead that scares the shit out of me.

Don't be so humble - you are not that great.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: 'His sins were scarlet but his books were read.

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go 'aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

When ideas fail, words come in very handy.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base are belong to you!

He managed to stupid himself right into the White House.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear - kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor - with the cry of grave national emergency.

What a cruel thing is war: to separate and destroy families and friends, and mar the purest joys and happiness God has granted us in this world; to fill our hearts with hatred instead of love for our neighbors, and to devastate the fair face of this beautiful world.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

A poem is never finished, only abandoned.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

O'Toole's Corollary of Finagle's Law: The perversity of the Universe tends towards a maximum.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.

Cholesterol is your natural defence against excessive circulation of blood, which can carry venoms, poisons and other toxins around your body.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

We need either less corruption or more chance to participate in it.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult.

If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

Once you've written TBicycle, you never forget how.

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++.

Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.

Man has no right to kill his brother. It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder.

Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

Men have become the tools of their tools.

Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.

Quoting Coulter is kind of like quoting Joe McCarthy; no doubt it does well when you're pandering to a group of like-minded hate mongerers, but it earns you a well-deserved reputation as a vicious, mean-spirited airhead and intellecual lightweight in more analytical and dispassionate circles.

Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

A hen is only an egg’s way of making another egg.

Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.

It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

Don't drive me crazy -- it's within walking distance.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

When you've seen one non-sequitur, the price of tea in China.

Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.

Computers are useless; they can only give you answers.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Humor is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.

Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

I agree with the reforms, but I want nothing to change

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.

Mr. Wagner has beautiful moments but bad quarters of an hour.

Invading Iraq after 9/11 was like invading Mexico after Pearl Harbor.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

I hope life isn't a big joke ... because I don't get it.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

A picture is worth a thousand words (which is why it takes a thousand times longer to load...)

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.

Real life is that big, high-res, high-color screen saver behind all the windows.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread.

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.

Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.

Premature optimization is the root of all evil.

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.

Gigerenzer's Law of Indispensable Ignorance: The world cannot function without partially ignorant people.

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

The only way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Computer /nm./: a device designed to speed and automate errors.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

Democracy is where you can say what you think even if you don't think.

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

A [pseudo]random number generator is much like sex: when it's good it's wonderful, and when it's bad it's still pretty good.

We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

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Military glory -- that attractive rainbow, that rises in showers of blood -- that serpent's eye, that charms to destroy...

The only one listening to both sides of an argument is the neighbor in the next apartment

Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

Barabási's Law of Programming: Program development ends when the program does what you expect it to do — whether it is correct or not.

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.

It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I'd be a teacher.

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.

Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.

[War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur.

UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

Descended from the apes? Let us hope that it is not true. But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?

I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected.

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

We should leave our minds open, but not so open that our brains fall out.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

If you think it's simple, then you have misunderstood the problem.

Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead.

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'

My opinions might have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Throughout American history, the government has said we're in an unprecedented crisis and that we must live without civil liberties until the crisis is over. It's a hoax.

There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

My current job sucks so hard, black holes are going green with envy.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

I know that there are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that.

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.

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Finagle's Law of Dynamic Negatives: Anything that can go wrong, will -- at the worst possible moment.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

Every nation has its war party. It is not the party of democracy. It is the party of autocracy. It seeks to dominate absolutely.

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?

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Give me chastity and continence, but not yet.

When the rich think about the poor, they have poor ideas.

In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.

If FORTRAN has been called an infantile disorder, then PL/I must be classified as a fatal disease.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

Pray, v.: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

I have seen the future and it is just like the present, only longer.

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

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